J: So, do all Asians know each other? Is there an Asian underground or something?

G (obviously an Asian): What are you talking about? You�re crazy.

J: No, I swear there is. Ask your mom is she knows Elsie XYZ. Just ask. I bet she does.

G: [takes out phone and calls his maa] Maa, do you know Elsie XYZ?

[Maa is talking to G]

G: You know her?

[More Maa talking]

G: We�ve been to her house?

[More Maa talking, as we�re all dying with laughter]

G: Her son is E, and he�s getting married in October?

[More Maa talking, as J is giving me a high-five at her uncovering of the Asian underground]

G: All right. Thanks Maa.