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Rock, Paper, Scissors

2006-06-09 6:04 p.m.
The next-door neighbor came over the other night to watch a movie. He turns to me and says, "Rock, paper, scissors. Loser takes off their shirt."

(1) No.

(2) It's "his or her shirt," not "their shirt".

(3) Again, no.

So then he says, "Fine. I'll take off my shirt to make you more comfortable with it."

Now shirtless, he says, "Rock, paper, scissors. Loser takes off their pants."

Again with numbers 1, 2, and 3, substituting "pants" for "shirt" in number 2.

Before I know it, he's stark-ass naked on my couch as I'm sitting there dumbfounded and fully clothed.

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