I can't believe they built a city here... Even the Indians didn't live here year-round!

I found out that Yasemin got a B for the paper I wrote. Not too shabby for having no clue what it was about, having no �approved� resources, failing to make any citations for the assertions I made, and writing it in fewer than three hours. Damn I�m good...

I saw Weezer at an outdoor festival once, and this was in July in Texas. 175+ degrees, I'm sure. I had drunk 13-year-olds groping me while trying to get through the crowd.

I'm about the same size as a 13 yr old boy. It would be a fair fight.

We really should hang out sometime

Two beer minimum.

I also got a new cell phone that I'll try to switch to. It�s the 8260 phone instead of whatever it is that I have.

smaller=cuter

myIMname: <--- smaller

I'm hoping to meet some carnies, take digital pictures with them, and then sending the pics to my parents, scaring them into thinking that I'll end up married to a guy with fewer teeth than toes. �