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I Dis Oz Because I�m a Drunkard |
2003-06-30� �� 4:38 p.m. |
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I bummed around for much of Saturday, cleaning the house a bit and fretting over what to wear to meet Oz that night at his choir party. What does one wear when she knows that it�s her clothes and not her breasts that are going to be judged? Kidding, kidding. But �crazy and sexy� aren�t exactly in my wardrobe. After several outfit changes, I decided that regular ol� Chicago Jo clothes were gonna have to cut it. I had on my skantacular pants, a pink baby-T, and my ass-kicking boots. I hopped the el to West Loop for a friend�s house warming party, and that�s where it happened. Some nights, such as the previous one, I can reach double-digits in the drink consumption and mix all sorts of liquor types. Then there are nights where I have two beers and become a blubbering fool. Saturday night was one of those nights. And blubber I did. At the housewarming party, I ended up with a few screwdrivers. I was feeling good. It was the usual way to start off the night. And then it happened. I can�t define it, but it is a bitch. And if I haven�t mentioned it before, I don�t like her. Something somewhere deep inside, yours truly processed those few drinks as if I had downed the entire bottle myself. It was sloppy. I was tacky. I was everything that Chicago Jo doesn�t usually embody, and I was tethered to Sara for the rest of the night knowing that she was my ticket home. I ended up somewhere. I was stuck. I waited to go home, clinging my water bottle as if some teenaged hoodlum was going to come by to steal it. I sat my happy self on the barstool and cried a sad tear that I was unintentionally standing up Oz. Dear Oz,I finally made it home, and it had been daylight for two hours at that point. My still-drunk and paranoid ass went to sleep, knowing that I�d have to be up and at �em the next day for Pride Fest. �
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