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The Job Search Continues |
2003-04-09� �� 11:42 p.m. |
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Herbie turned me onto this website with all sorts of odd job listings, and this one caught my eye. Really, now. How badly do I want a job? Also, does this involve a greased-up bikini and a tub of mud? No thanks.
Actually, today was a good day as far as having things to apply to goes. My job applications today: Documentation Specialist Slut, QA Technician Tramp, Corporate Communications Cooter, two Tech Writing Wenches, Pubic Publications Coordinator, and a Porno Promotions Manager. Yes, that�s exactly how I put them in my cover letter too. I�m hoping that the vibrant (and, yes, I do mean vibe-rant) language sets me apart from the other applicants. It�s a tough job market out there, and I have to do what I have to do in order to get noticed... [When there�s nothing funny about your day-to-day activities, it helps to slip in some childish humor. It�s the Uncle Bob way!] [On a side note, Weetabix asked today if it was cyber-flirting is someone repeatedly links to your site. Make her think that I�m in love with more than just her writing style, and click her page. Click it often! I love curvy sex goddesses! Yay! Go Weet!] Back to the whole job thing... Tomorrow I�m going down to UIC with my resume in-hand and requesting a job. They have three up there that I�m qualified for, and their HR site says that I can apply in-person. So instead of sending them my resume and note attached saying, �I�m qualified for three positions, so you decide which ones you want me to submit to and I�ll go through the actions,� I�m going to use the ol� charm and see what I can do. [At least if I addressed the hiring committee as masters, I could be right. Many of them would have advanced degrees... Don�t get me started on role playing and calling and old, pasty man doctor.] I wish I could cume up with more to say, but I�m spent.�
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