Number of SitC episodes watched between naps: 3

Number of times Lorinda called me before meeting up: 11

Number of beers consumed: 0.5

Number of hours danced: 3

Number of boys kissed: 1

Number of bachelorette parties: 3

Number of unmarried women in these bachelorette parties: 0

Number of times I saw Brian�s potential hook-up go to hook up with someone else: 4

Number of people I threatened to beat up if they didn�t keep running into me: 7

Number of times I helped a friend dance away from an unwelcomed, touchy-feely guy: 3

Number of times I politely declined having someone dance up on me: 4

Number of times I rudely declined having someone dance up on me: 1

Number of times said guy returned: 4

Number of times I rewarded the new DJ with crisp dollar bills for playing good music: 0

Number of bad songs I waited through to hear �Rock Yo� Body�: Too many to count

Number of bad sings I sat out: See above

Number of bad conversation that ensued because I was sitting out: 4

Number of beers those men must have had: 38, combined

Number of times Lorinda told me she loved me: 8

Number of times it made me smile: 8 �