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ChicagoJo Gave You the VD |
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Want to know a good way to get back in contact with your neglected friends? Contract an email virus, spread it to those in your address book, and then send a mass-emailed letter of warning/apologies to said people.
There was this Sex in the City episode where Miranda finds out that she has some sort of VD and has to make a host of embarrassing phone calls to past lovers, informing them that they may have caught something from a previous horizontal rendezvous. In writing my letter, I felt the same way. I know better than to openly trust emails from friends. I know better than to open attachments. I know better than not having anti-virus software enabled on my machine. And similar to the people who forget to use a condom in their momentary fling of passion and end up with rotten crotch disease, I had to write the email of shame. I used my email unsafely, and I put you, dear address book entries, at risk by my negligence. I apologize while hanging my head in shame.To further absolve my guilt, I included a fix-it link and additional sincere admissions of shame. At least I didn�t give you bumps on your wee-wees. �
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Moving Day - 2008-02-15
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