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My Thighs Make Noise |
| 2003-05-27� �� 7:29 p.m. |
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I�m 23 years old. I shouldn�t have a crush on Justin Timberlake. The last time I had a crush on a singer was in the fifth grade when NKotB was all that. And my crush on the then-16-year-old Joe was way before ttttthhhhhhhuuuuurrrrrr.
�What�s that sound?� you ask. That would be my thighs quivering. At least it appears that I�m not the only silly adult who wants to get dirty with the boy. If Fox wanted to capitalize on some more so-called quality viewing, they could always gather up the women of diaryland and let us mud wrestle for a date with the superstar. With my luck though, Uncle Bob would be the judge and he�d make bikinis mandatory for his oogling pleasure. And then because Fox would have to throw a twist in there, we wouldn�t actually get a date with Justin Timberlake. It�d just be a poster cutout of the fox giving us a nice snarl and a promise to rock my body. I can still hump a poster cutout, right? �
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Moving Day - 2008-02-15
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